Check out 200 hilarious and witty t-shirt slogans that will make you and everyone around you laugh. Perfect for adding some humor to your wardrobe!

T-shirts are the perfect canvas for expressing individuality, humor, and creativity.

Whether you’re looking for a witty remark, a pun, or something just plain silly, we’ve got you covered.

Here are 20 categories of funny slogans for t-shirts, with 10 slogans in each category.

Food Lovers

“Lettuce turnip the beet.”
“You had me at bacon.”
“I’m on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.”
“Avocado toast is my spirit animal.”
“Donut worry, be happy.”
“Fries before guys.”
“You want a pizza me?”
“Espresso yourself.”
“I’m nacho type.”
“Sushi rolls, not gender roles.”

Coffee Addicts

“Espresso Patronum.”
“Bean there, done that.”
“Decaf? No thanks.”
“Coffee: because adulting is hard.”
“Life happens, coffee helps.”
“Stressed, blessed, and coffee obsessed.”
“I like my coffee like my mornings: dark.”
“Coffee: liquid sanity.”
“Coffee is my love language.”
“But first, coffee.”

Fitness Enthusiasts

“Sweat now, pizza later.”
“Sore today, strong tomorrow.”
“Exercise? I thought you said extra fries.”
“I lift things up and put them down.”
“Run now, wine later.”
“Will run for donuts.”
“Gym hair, don’t care.”
“Beast mode: on.”
“Workout now, nap later.”
“Fit(ish): semi-fit, kind of like fitness.”

Lazy Days

“Procrastinators unite… tomorrow.”
“Born to nap.”
“I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode.”
“Sofa, so good.”
“Couch potato champion.”
“Nap queen/king.”
“Too lazy to function.”
“Weekend forecast: 100% chance of Netflix.”
“Life’s a nap.”
“Just chillin’.”

Sarcastic Remarks

“Sarcasm is my superpower.”
“I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.”
“I speak fluent sarcasm.”
“Oops! Did I roll my eyes out loud?”
“I’m not always rude and sarcastic. Sometimes I’m asleep.”
“If you don’t have anything nice to say, come sit by me.”
“Sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of my awesomeness.”
“I’m silently correcting your grammar.”
“I’d agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong.”
“Sarcasm: because beating up people is illegal.”

Office Humor

“I survived another meeting that should have been an email.”
“I’m not late; I’m on my own schedule.”
“Mondays should be optional.”
“I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing.”
“I’m allergic to mornings.”
“My job is secure. No one else wants it.”
“Dressed for the job I want: napping.”
“Coffee: because adulting is hard.”
“I can’t adult today.”
“Professional overthinker.”

Animal Lovers

“Pawsitive vibes only.”
“I was normal until I got my first cat.”
“Dog hair, don’t care.”
“Sorry, I can’t. I have plans with my dog.”
“Cats rule, dogs drool.”
“Just a girl/boy who loves cats.”
“Home is where the cat is.”
“I’m only talking to my dog today.”
“All you need is love… and a dog.”
“Crazy cat lady.”

Gaming

“I paused my game to be here.”
“Eat. Sleep. Game. Repeat.”
“I’m not a player, I just game a lot.”
“Gamers don’t die; they respawn.”
“I’m a gamer, not a player.”
“Level up!”
“Just one more level.”
“Game on.”
“In my defense, I was left unsupervised.”
“Life is better with video games.”

Science Nerds

“Talk nerdy to me.”
“I’m silently correcting your math.”
“There’s no place like 127.0.0.1.”
“I’m a math wizard.”
“It’s just a phase.”
“Science: it works, bitches.”
“Got oxygen?”
“Stand back! I’m going to try science.”
“Atomically awesome.”
“I’m a science experiment.”

Music Lovers

“I listen to bands that don’t even exist yet.”
“Music is life.”
“I like big bands and I cannot lie.”
“I’m with the band.”
“Keep calm and rock on.”
“Music makes me lose control.”
“Rock out with your sock out.”
“I need a six-month vacation twice a year.”
“Turn up the volume.”
“Music is my escape.”

Travel Enthusiasts

“Catch flights, not feelings.”
“Adventure awaits.”
“Wanderlust.”
“Travel more, worry less.”
“I need a vacation.”
“Let’s go on an adventure.”
“Born to roam.”
“The mountains are calling.”
“Travel bug.”
“Roaming free.”

Tech Geeks

“I void warranties.”
“CTRL + ALT + DEL.”
“I turn coffee into code.”
“There’s no place like 127.0.0.1.”
“Geek is the new chic.”
“Trust me, I’m a programmer.”
“Hello, world.”
“Binary is the language of love.”
“I’m a computer, not a therapist.”
“Tech support: How can I help you today?”

Bookworms

“Just one more chapter.”
“Book nerd.”
“I like big books and I cannot lie.”
“Bookmarks are for quitters.”
“So many books, so little time.”
“Reading is my superpower.”
“I’m silently judging your book choices.”
“Bookaholic.”
“My weekend is all booked.”
“Books: because reality is overrated.”

Movie Buffs

“I speak fluent movie quotes.”
“Movies are my happy place.”
“Film buff.”
“I’m a movie in the making.”
“Cinematic vibes.”
“Popcorn and chill.”
“I watch movies with subtitles.”
“Cinema addict.”
“Movie marathon, anyone?”
“I’d rather be watching a movie.”

Parents

“World’s okayest parent.”
“Sleep? What’s that?”
“I’m not a regular mom/dad; I’m a cool mom/dad.”
“Raising tiny humans is exhausting.”
“Mom/dad life.”
“Parenting is a walk in the park: Jurassic Park.”
“Wine: because kids.”
“I don’t need Google; my kid knows everything.”
“Coffee, because kids.”
“Surviving parenthood one coffee at a time.”

Couples

“Together since [year].”
“I love you a latte.”
“You’re my favorite notification.”
“Pizza is my bae.”
“We go together like peanut butter and jelly.”
“Better together.”
“Love you to the moon and back.”
“My other half.”
“You complete me.”
“Perfectly imperfect.”

Pet Owners

“Life is better with a pet.”
“Pets are my favorite people.”
“Fur-ever friends.”
“My pet is cuter than yours.”
“Pet lover.”
“Happiness is a warm pet.”
“Pet hair, don’t care.”
“Who rescued who?”
“Adopt, don’t shop.”
“Pets are family.”

Teachers

“Teacher mode: on.”
“Teaching is my superpower.”
“World’s best teacher.”
“Teachers make all other professions possible.”
“I’m a teacher; what’s your superpower?”
“Teaching: because it’s worth it.”
“Educators change the world.”
“Teaching is a work of heart.”
“Inspire, educate, repeat.”
“Teaching: the ultimate act of optimism.”

Wine Lovers

“Wine not?”
“Save water, drink wine.”
“Wine a little, laugh a lot.”
“Wine lover.”
“Sip happens.”
“Wine: because adulting is hard.”
“Wine o’clock.”
“I make pour decisions.”
“Wine flies when you’re having fun.”
“Life is too short to drink bad wine.”

Introverts

“Introverted but willing to discuss cats.”
“Anti-social butterfly.”
“I need my space.”
“I’m not shy; I’m just holding back my awesomeness.”
“Sorry I’m late; I didn’t want to come.”
“I’m not antisocial; I’m selectively social.”
“Introverting.”
“Homebody.”
“Alone time is my happy time.”
“Social distancing champion.”

Conclusion

These funny slogans are sure to bring a smile to anyone’s face and make a statement.

Whether you’re looking to add a bit of humor to your wardrobe or find the perfect gift for someone with a great sense of humor, these categories and slogans have you covered.

Happy t-shirt designing!