Check out 200 hilarious and witty t-shirt slogans that will make you and everyone around you laugh. Perfect for adding some humor to your wardrobe!
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T-shirts are the perfect canvas for expressing individuality, humor, and creativity.
Whether you’re looking for a witty remark, a pun, or something just plain silly, we’ve got you covered.
Here are 20 categories of funny slogans for t-shirts, with 10 slogans in each category.
Food Lovers
- “Lettuce turnip the beet.”
- “You had me at bacon.”
- “I’m on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.”
- “Avocado toast is my spirit animal.”
- “Donut worry, be happy.”
- “Fries before guys.”
- “You want a pizza me?”
- “Espresso yourself.”
- “I’m nacho type.”
- “Sushi rolls, not gender roles.”
Coffee Addicts
- “Espresso Patronum.”
- “Bean there, done that.”
- “Decaf? No thanks.”
- “Coffee: because adulting is hard.”
- “Life happens, coffee helps.”
- “Stressed, blessed, and coffee obsessed.”
- “I like my coffee like my mornings: dark.”
- “Coffee: liquid sanity.”
- “Coffee is my love language.”
- “But first, coffee.”
Fitness Enthusiasts
- “Sweat now, pizza later.”
- “Sore today, strong tomorrow.”
- “Exercise? I thought you said extra fries.”
- “I lift things up and put them down.”
- “Run now, wine later.”
- “Will run for donuts.”
- “Gym hair, don’t care.”
- “Beast mode: on.”
- “Workout now, nap later.”
- “Fit(ish): semi-fit, kind of like fitness.”
Lazy Days
- “Procrastinators unite… tomorrow.”
- “Born to nap.”
- “I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode.”
- “Sofa, so good.”
- “Couch potato champion.”
- “Nap queen/king.”
- “Too lazy to function.”
- “Weekend forecast: 100% chance of Netflix.”
- “Life’s a nap.”
- “Just chillin’.”
Sarcastic Remarks
- “Sarcasm is my superpower.”
- “I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.”
- “I speak fluent sarcasm.”
- “Oops! Did I roll my eyes out loud?”
- “I’m not always rude and sarcastic. Sometimes I’m asleep.”
- “If you don’t have anything nice to say, come sit by me.”
- “Sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of my awesomeness.”
- “I’m silently correcting your grammar.”
- “I’d agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong.”
- “Sarcasm: because beating up people is illegal.”
Office Humor
- “I survived another meeting that should have been an email.”
- “I’m not late; I’m on my own schedule.”
- “Mondays should be optional.”
- “I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing.”
- “I’m allergic to mornings.”
- “My job is secure. No one else wants it.”
- “Dressed for the job I want: napping.”
- “Coffee: because adulting is hard.”
- “I can’t adult today.”
- “Professional overthinker.”
Animal Lovers
- “Pawsitive vibes only.”
- “I was normal until I got my first cat.”
- “Dog hair, don’t care.”
- “Sorry, I can’t. I have plans with my dog.”
- “Cats rule, dogs drool.”
- “Just a girl/boy who loves cats.”
- “Home is where the cat is.”
- “I’m only talking to my dog today.”
- “All you need is love… and a dog.”
- “Crazy cat lady.”
Gaming
- “I paused my game to be here.”
- “Eat. Sleep. Game. Repeat.”
- “I’m not a player, I just game a lot.”
- “Gamers don’t die; they respawn.”
- “I’m a gamer, not a player.”
- “Level up!”
- “Just one more level.”
- “Game on.”
- “In my defense, I was left unsupervised.”
- “Life is better with video games.”
Science Nerds
- “Talk nerdy to me.”
- “I’m silently correcting your math.”
- “There’s no place like 127.0.0.1.”
- “I’m a math wizard.”
- “It’s just a phase.”
- “Science: it works, bitches.”
- “Got oxygen?”
- “Stand back! I’m going to try science.”
- “Atomically awesome.”
- “I’m a science experiment.”
Music Lovers
- “I listen to bands that don’t even exist yet.”
- “Music is life.”
- “I like big bands and I cannot lie.”
- “I’m with the band.”
- “Keep calm and rock on.”
- “Music makes me lose control.”
- “Rock out with your sock out.”
- “I need a six-month vacation twice a year.”
- “Turn up the volume.”
- “Music is my escape.”
Travel Enthusiasts
- “Catch flights, not feelings.”
- “Adventure awaits.”
- “Wanderlust.”
- “Travel more, worry less.”
- “I need a vacation.”
- “Let’s go on an adventure.”
- “Born to roam.”
- “The mountains are calling.”
- “Travel bug.”
- “Roaming free.”
Tech Geeks
- “I void warranties.”
- “CTRL + ALT + DEL.”
- “I turn coffee into code.”
- “There’s no place like 127.0.0.1.”
- “Geek is the new chic.”
- “Trust me, I’m a programmer.”
- “Hello, world.”
- “Binary is the language of love.”
- “I’m a computer, not a therapist.”
- “Tech support: How can I help you today?”
Bookworms
- “Just one more chapter.”
- “Book nerd.”
- “I like big books and I cannot lie.”
- “Bookmarks are for quitters.”
- “So many books, so little time.”
- “Reading is my superpower.”
- “I’m silently judging your book choices.”
- “Bookaholic.”
- “My weekend is all booked.”
- “Books: because reality is overrated.”
Movie Buffs
- “I speak fluent movie quotes.”
- “Movies are my happy place.”
- “Film buff.”
- “I’m a movie in the making.”
- “Cinematic vibes.”
- “Popcorn and chill.”
- “I watch movies with subtitles.”
- “Cinema addict.”
- “Movie marathon, anyone?”
- “I’d rather be watching a movie.”
Parents
- “World’s okayest parent.”
- “Sleep? What’s that?”
- “I’m not a regular mom/dad; I’m a cool mom/dad.”
- “Raising tiny humans is exhausting.”
- “Mom/dad life.”
- “Parenting is a walk in the park: Jurassic Park.”
- “Wine: because kids.”
- “I don’t need Google; my kid knows everything.”
- “Coffee, because kids.”
- “Surviving parenthood one coffee at a time.”
Couples
- “Together since [year].”
- “I love you a latte.”
- “You’re my favorite notification.”
- “Pizza is my bae.”
- “We go together like peanut butter and jelly.”
- “Better together.”
- “Love you to the moon and back.”
- “My other half.”
- “You complete me.”
- “Perfectly imperfect.”
Pet Owners
- “Life is better with a pet.”
- “Pets are my favorite people.”
- “Fur-ever friends.”
- “My pet is cuter than yours.”
- “Pet lover.”
- “Happiness is a warm pet.”
- “Pet hair, don’t care.”
- “Who rescued who?”
- “Adopt, don’t shop.”
- “Pets are family.”
Teachers
- “Teacher mode: on.”
- “Teaching is my superpower.”
- “World’s best teacher.”
- “Teachers make all other professions possible.”
- “I’m a teacher; what’s your superpower?”
- “Teaching: because it’s worth it.”
- “Educators change the world.”
- “Teaching is a work of heart.”
- “Inspire, educate, repeat.”
- “Teaching: the ultimate act of optimism.”
Wine Lovers
- “Wine not?”
- “Save water, drink wine.”
- “Wine a little, laugh a lot.”
- “Wine lover.”
- “Sip happens.”
- “Wine: because adulting is hard.”
- “Wine o’clock.”
- “I make pour decisions.”
- “Wine flies when you’re having fun.”
- “Life is too short to drink bad wine.”
Introverts
- “Introverted but willing to discuss cats.”
- “Anti-social butterfly.”
- “I need my space.”
- “I’m not shy; I’m just holding back my awesomeness.”
- “Sorry I’m late; I didn’t want to come.”
- “I’m not antisocial; I’m selectively social.”
- “Introverting.”
- “Homebody.”
- “Alone time is my happy time.”
- “Social distancing champion.”
Conclusion
These funny slogans are sure to bring a smile to anyone’s face and make a statement.
Whether you’re looking to add a bit of humor to your wardrobe or find the perfect gift for someone with a great sense of humor, these categories and slogans have you covered.
Happy t-shirt designing!
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